Spending the day playing South Park: Stick of Truth. OMG, what is this game? Its horrifying and amazing (and hilarious)
Annual Passholders can now get MagicBands! Here’s what you need to do!
- go to https://disneyworld.disney.go.com/plan/my-disney-experience/
- Create or log-in to your existing Disney Experience account
- Add your Annual Pass ticket information
- Click the link for MagicBands & Cards
Hey Florida resident annual pass people! Magic Band ordering is available now. I just set up our 2 and it took less than 5 minutes. In fact, the thing that took the longest was deciding if I want a pink band or a blue one (blue won)!
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Last Night was the Best
We got all dressed up and went to a 1920s themed cocktail party to celebrate our anniversary. We spent the night getting a little drunk on premium liquor (woo open bars!), hanging out with friends, and maybe making out a little in the bar. Then barely making it home before ripping off the fancy clothes and fucking like a couple who hasn’t been together for years. Like, we were lucky the bar was close because we were all over each other on the drive home.
So, happy (early) anniversary to my better half. I hope we continue to have fun nights out together and fuck like bunnies even after we are old and married and together for 25 years. I can’t wait to marry you in 3 months.
I hate when a customer comes up and asks “Do y’ll make the Cap’n Crunch frap?” Or what’s worse “Let me have a Zebra mocha…” with a look on their face that’s obvious they’re waiting for me or someone near them to ask them to elaborate. I just turn to the person on bar and say “Grande mocha with white mocha.” and ring up the customer.
Yeah okay, if I’ve said this once I’ve said it a million times.
THERE IS NO “SECRET MENU” at Starbucks!!
In-N-Out has a secret menu because they have shit NOT listed on the menu boards (ie ‘animal fries’) whereas every fucking ‘secret drink’ at Starbucks is just different flavors in various drinks already on the menu. Like, it’s listed. You just have to combine them.
We also don’t get trained on them and some places call them by different names (zebra vs tuxedo, for example) so coming up and expecting us to know them is bullshit. And don’t get me started on those dumbasses who don’t even know what it’s in the drink. “Uhhh I heard about this thing called, like, marble cake batter? Can I get that?”
Um, no you fuckwit I don’t know what that is. Then we tell them that and they get all pissy.
"What do you mean, you dont know? You work here!"
"Well its not a standard drink and you can’t tell me what you want in it soooo…sucks to be you I guess".
If you’re going to order some crazy made up drink you best be prepared to tell a barista what’s in it. Oh and don’t order it by some cutesy fucking name.
And be prepared to pay a ridiculous amount for it. Most of those crazy ass fraps are expensive as hell because we have to charge for everything that gets added to it. Don’t bitch when your $4 drink is now a $7 drink because you added all sorts of stuff to it, and I’m not giving you a break on the price because most of those are a bitch and a half to make with all the ingredients they have.
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